Michael likes turtles
Dwight: Thanks for meeting me.
Michael: Are you kidding? I would come anywhere to see a turtle.
Michael: Where'd you find him?
Dwight: ...There's no turtle, Michael. I just wanted to get you here.
Michael: Aaaachhhhh. You know me very well Dwight.
Dwight: That's because I'm your right hand man, Michael. But I can't do it. I can't do it again. I can't be a right hand man to a whole new guy!
Michael: Now I'm going to have to online and look at turtles or else I'm going to be off the whole day.
Yes, I have a dream. And it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to...– Stanley from The Office (Season 7, Episode 9)
Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem...– Ray Bradbury (via aquaticuss)
I'm not angsty enough to write poetry :(
In high school I was an angsty teenager and I often felt amazingly inspired to capture that emotion by writing angsty poetry. In fact…the majority of my poetry was angsty. And it felt good to write! But I’m not too angsty at college. Which means I haven’t written anything in a long time…which makes me rather sad. I need to find a new form of inspiration…something to...