May 2013
21 posts
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
the-tricky-angel-gabriel:
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is……
so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.
the accuracy of this post is alarming.
zackisontumblr:
i just get this really strong feeling that obama can quote mean girls
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
April 2013
72 posts
Finally understand why so many "Jews" are...
ciaramish:
Humanistic Judaism is a movement in Judaism that offers a nontheistic alternative in contemporary Jewish life. It defines Judaism as the cultural and historical experience of the Jewish people and encourages humanistic and secular Jews to celebrate their Jewish identity by participating in Jewish holidays and life cycle events (such as weddings and bar and bat mitzvah) with...
anthrodynia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. a state of exhaustion with how shitty people can be to each other, typically causing a countervailing sense of affection for things that are sincere but not judgmental, are unabashedly joyful, or just are.
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kairosclerosis
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
waitinforthebus:
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
Run away
I took a fitful nap And when I woke I was not myself I was shrouded in a thick mist A muggy cloak over my body And I forgot
Then half an hour later The cloak slipped off And I gasped I had remembered
That during my restless sleep I had done a terrible deed I had run over a small girl In a run away train
The shock was all too real The witnesses wailed The sirens blared And I stood there in a...
When you’re about to yell at the kids outside to be quiet cause you’re trying to sleep, and then you remember it’s three in the afternoon…
shiphassailed:
tigerpellets:
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
xeno
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
jeilisferdomo:
[jenna maroney voice] camera
whorgie:
the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up
